Driver Drove with Mummified Passenger in Car for At Least 3 Months

It was initially thought to be some Halloween prank. A less-than-sane driver, acting on good Samaritan instincts, once provided free transportation to a homeless by the name of Signe and allowed her to sleep in the car. At one point the homeless died. Her cause of death is yet to be determined but the driver is currently not held responsible for Signe's death. After Signe died, the driver continued driving with the dead body of the woman inside the car for at least three months and possibly up to ten. The driver was too afraid to report her death to the authorities. To ease the stench, the driver used air fresheners and despite the contrary evidence, claimed that the odors emanating wasn't that bad. Apparently the driver had developed a resistance to the foul smell over time, which was also contributed by the driver's sinus issues.

The dead body wasn't discovered until the smell became so bad that the neighbors had to called police to complain of the fetid smell. In a strange case, the autopsy showed that corpse had became a thirty-pound mummy. Everything was well preserved except for the woman's head. The officer who first discovered to body felt like stumbling upon some ancient Egyptian mummy. While the police say that the driver won't be charge with felonies, the driver might have violated certain local codes dealing with dead human bodies.

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Twenty-year-old Female Student Becomes Police Chief of Mexico's Most Dangerous Town

Mexico makes history by hiring the youngest woman for the position of police chief in one the most dangerous towns in the world. Marisol Valles Garcia, a twenty-year-old criminology student, took the dangerous job because no one else was willing to take the position due to it being a common target for the drug lords. She works in a small office in Guadalupe Distrito Bravo, part of the municipality of Praxedis G Guerrero. Just recently in June, the mayor of the town, Jesus Manuel Lara Rodriguez, was killed by the drug gangs. Many police officers were also killed. The drug war between the rival gangs Sinaloa and Juarez have claimed over two thousand lives in the past year. Currently, the town is controlled by Gabino Salas Valenciano, leader of the Sinaloa cartel.

Valles Garcia is very brave, but unfortunately she lacks sufficient experience. In this case, she's probably just acting as a figurehead. No one would take her seriously. Although she proposed several ideas for crime prevention, improving neighborly relations, and cycling the police forces, there's much doubt that any of them would work. With only one police car and four officers to maintain the peace in a town of ten-thousand people, there's little hope for success in fighting the drug gangs. Like the previous police chief, she'll probably end up raped and murdered.

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Cross-Dressing Commander Rapist

In a sexual crime spree that shocked the entire nation of Canada, Colonel Russell Williams, a forty-seven-year-old commander of Canada's biggest air force base, the 437 Squadron, was charged with 86 counts of sex-related crimes, two of them which were murders. It was a surprise to many people who knew him, including his wife. He was one of the most decorated veterans in Canada. Having commanded the humanitarian missions to Haiti, Aghanistan, and Artic rescue missions, he was an exemplary soldier, praised by many people, and was a recommended candidate for many top military jobs. However, no one knew the sick and perverted monster that lied within his friendly exterior.

His sexual rampage came to an end when Williams was finally arrested in Feburary for the abduction and murder of Jessica Llyod. Williams was later linked to the murder of a female corporal and the air base that he commanded. Both were choked to death. The other crimes he committed in large numbers involved breaking into homes and stealing women's lingerie and sex toys. Sometimes when women happened to be home during his burglary attempt, he would tie them up and rape them. Williams would also make his female victims pose for sexual photographs. On a few ocassions he would taunt his victims by leaving a message with the words "seen better". All of these crimes were committed in Belleville, Ottawa, and Tweed. He had a neat-freak approach to storing his stolen collection of female lingerie and toys: everything is carefully sorted by style and color, and stored in specific containers. As if that wasn't weird enough, he had a penchant for photographing himself while wearing women's lingerie, going as far as putting on a serious look.

The sick pervert was tried in a courtroom in Belleville, Ontario with the victims' families attending. Williams pleaded guilty to all counts without showing any regret or emotion. He will be stuck in the slammer for the rest of his life.

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Rumors of Cannibalism and Sex Amongst Chilean Miners

The Chilean miners' agreement to stay silent about their horrible experiences underground in the collasped mine is already broken. Some are willing spill the beans about the embarrassing and gruesome details if the price is right. Despite the severe shortage of food and sex, one unnamed miner adamantly denied that cannibalism and gay sex were ever considered, though they were still options had they been down there longer without discovery by the outside world.

The thirty-three miners, during their stay underground, made an unofficial pact regarding profits earned by recounting their experiences to the media. They agreed to split any money earned from their story evenly. However some are already regretting the pact and others are outright ignoring it. One of the miners, Jorge Galleguillos, claimed that the agreement wasn't legally binding and that he has to look out for number one. He didn't feel any comraderie for the other miners that were trapped with him. You can't really blame him for caring only about money.

Mario Sepulveda, one of the more crafty miners, used a more subtle tactic to break the pact by saying that he's coming out with the truth in order to quiet the rumors about their alleged cannibalism and sex during the 69 days trapped down there. However, he acknowledged that some people broke down and became hysterical, but repeated again and again that they never ever had any "Brokeback" sex or even thought about it. However, there's no doubt they each have at least masturbated alone. Without such relief, no one could remain sane for long.

As usual in these kind of dramatic events, government officials such as the current president of Chile and various publishers and media outlets have made plans to milk profits from the miners' retelling of their experiences. The president of Chile, Sebastian Pinera, is already scoring political points with his involvement and the media gained lots of viewers during the coverage of the event. Next thing to come are the books, videos, and interviews.

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Cutting Down Forests to Fight Prostitution

Due to many recent failures in enforcing anti-prostitution laws, Angelo di Paolo came up with a ingenious solution to solve the prostitution problem. Prostitution has been a major problem in the Italian region of Abruzzo that authorities have sought to eliminate. Ever since the rise of the conservatives in the national Italian government, fighting prostitution has become one of the top priorities. This was spear-headed by anti-prostitution legislation introduced by Mara Carfagna, equal opportunity minister, who herself once worked in the softcore porn industry. The laws complement with Silvio Berlusconi's plan to fight against human trafficking, which is responsible for a significant portion of the prostitution problem.

Angelo di Paolo's solution was simple: Clear the entire 69 acres of wilderness that surrounds the Bonifica del Tronto road. Every plant life along the River Tonto needs to be permanently removed. By removing the natural cover for the prostitutes, it will discourage them from selling their bodies in the area. Paolo came up with this brilliant idea after the recent failures in 24-hour patrols, raiding, and electronic survelliance. Many environmentalists complained of course. It's unclear whether or not the plan will curb prostitution or simply make them move to other areas.

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