Monday, September 27, 2010

Flasher Acquitted Because It Wasn't the Real Thing

A man twenty-two years of age was accused of flashing his genitals in front of a school bus filled with Deland High School students. The police and prosecutors were adamant that James Richmond did commit public indecency. However, in a lucky reversal of fortune, he was acquitted because the penis that was shown wasn't real. Many people, including the parents, were furious at the ruling. Mr. Richmond cried in happiness that his epic trolling attempt didn't put him in the slammer. Despite being ordered by the judge not to laugh at the joke, no doubt some jurors giggled.

He's as lucky as Michael Jackson to have avoided a thirty-year prison sentence for the crime he allegedly commited and narrowly escaped being labeled as a pedophile for the rest of his life. The high school boys for some reason imagined that the fake penis that they saw was a real penis. Something seems wrong here though, if the guy was flashing his fake penis for weeks in front of students and if his fake penis looked like a real penis, then there might have been times when he didn't actually wear the costume and showed his manhood in all its glory. Regardless of whether he flashed his real penis or not, it doesn't change the fact that he's an attention whore. Seeing that it worked well in a Halloween party, he took it to the streets, trolling kids from a speeding car. He almost got what he deserved.

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